Stupid Turks....

[Dimava]

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw1108309142293B235


Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.

Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.

"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said.

"It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a ketchup bottle."

The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood. The shop where the ketchup was bought on Friday has thrown out the rest of its stock.

"I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed Ed.

Police have taken the object for analysis. - Sapa-AFP

[Thai-Samurai]

I hope this keeps Turkey from joining the EU. If they put penises in their ketchup, who knows what else Europe might find in their products.

[CatWoman]

I hope this keeps Turkey from joining the EU. If they put penises in their ketchup, who knows what else Europe might find in their products.

Ummmm... What can possibly be any worse than a penis? And not just anyones penis, but a Turks! :laugh:

That was sick. Sick, sick, sick. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/wuerg/vomit-smiley-012.gif

[ArmoBarbi]

Hahaha yes, a Turkish penis is the worst kind out of them all. http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/cwm/face82.gif must be chromosomal issues

They could put bodily fluids in products, and people may not even notice! In fact, Im sure its happened. The thought is quite sick.

I like the point about the EU. I hope that this story will be heard all over the union.

[Crimson Glow]

I disagree. It's not disgusting at all. In fact, I think EVERY Turkish penis should be severed, and placed in a ketchup bottle.

[ArmoBarbi]

I disagree. It's not disgusting at all. In fact, I think EVERY Turkish penis should be severed, and placed in a ketchup bottle.

Hahahaha fine, I just dont want it in my fridge. :evil:

[PASAMONSTER]

Ok first of all why does it matter if richard is turkish, any nixon would be disgusting to find in a ketchup bottle.

even if it was a finger it would be disgusting.

[ArmoBarbi]

Youre missing the point! http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/kao/cactus/ikari.gif The Turks have screwed someone over once again.

I wont speak for others, but I am more disgusted simply because it is Turk related. I hope that this gets their reputation lowered in as many countries as possible. Thats all.

It would be disgusting no matter who it came from of course. A hair off of an Armenian head, which I otherwise love, would disgust me when in my food.

[nunechka]

well this doesnt put them too far away from what they did to armenians in the genocide... remember they cut peoples fingers & toes, spooned out eye balls, cut heads, and ate lunch other them... my mom told me some other horrific things but they are too detailed... so i DON'T think this is too strange for turks...

they are not the "normal" type of people... you see we dont enjoy spooning out people's eyes, that is what we normal civilized people call "torture" however the turks find this the conventional form of regular life...

nonetheless, it is sickening... i am disgusted...

[ArmoBarbi]

well this doesnt put them too far away from what they did to armenians in the genocide... remember they cut peoples fingers & toes, spooned out eye balls, cut heads, and ate lunch other them... my mom told me some other horrific things but they are too detailed... so i DON'T think this is too strange for turks...

they are not the "normal" type of people... you see we dont enjoy spooning out people's eyes, that is what we normal civilized people call "torture" however the turks find this the conventional form of regular life...

nonetheless, it is sickening... i am disgusted...

Nune, that made me cringe! I never even thought about it in that way... :(

[Thai-Samurai]

Most of history is like an Indiana Jones movie.

[CatWoman]

I hope this keeps Turkey from joining the EU. If they put penises in their ketchup, who knows what else Europe might find in their products.


Perhaps they should raise the question in their EU talks: Do you plan on exporting any more penises to Europe? Ofcouse after the Genocide and Cyprus cases are resolved.... :D

[TomServo]

The Turks will deny this, no doubt.

[Thai-Samurai]

The Turks will deny this, no doubt.

Yeah they'll be all, "Oh no no no nonono, that is not OUR penis."

And then of course the Los Angeles Armenian Diaspora will pool it's finances and hire Jerry Springer to give that penis a DNA test.

:evil:

[TomServo]

Yeah they'll be all, "Oh no no no nonono, that is not OUR penis."

And then of course the Los Angeles Armenian Diaspora will pool it's finances and hire Jerry Springer to give that penis a DNA test.

:evil:

Yeah, I can't wait for some Danes to call and complain about some dong in their Turkish mustard.

[ArmenianKid]

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw1108309142293B235

ewww. a turkish penis? if it was say... a sweds i could care less. but a turks? thats just gross.